mahnmut | Bygones...

US doc: Hey dude?
Vietnamese: Yep?
US doc: Remember how I chopped your arm off with a machete while you were sleeping?
Vietnamese: Suuure! T'was that night when you massacred our village while we were asleep, and you dropped napalm and watched the villagers burn, and your soldiers raped our women, but in the end you lost?
US doc: That's the one.
Vietnamese: Oh, thanks a lot then. By the way, which arm do you use to wipe your ass?