Lamest terrorist ever

[mahnmut]

http://www.france24.com/20091012-italy-milan-bomb-attack-army-barracks-libyan-injures-two

Basically, this morning a 35-years-old Lybian, living legally in Milan, carried out single-handedly an attack against the Army barracks in piazzale Perrucchetti, in the western suburbs.

That is: he tried to. He tried to carry through the gates a homemade bomb (2 kg of ammonium nitrate), was blocked by a soldier (as that entrance is only for military personnel), and hit the detonator. This resulted in the soldier getting a minor wound, and the would-be terrorist getting third-degree burns, major damage to both eyes, some bone fractures, and splinters all over the body. He's currently hospitalized and being watched by the Carabinieri.

On hearing about this, Osama was heard saying: WTF, N00B!?
In his turn, the disgruntled Gaddafi interrupted a 3.5-hour speech, saying: FUCKIN LAMER OMGZ! :-D

Comments

[underlankers.livejournal.com]

Heh.

Reminds me of the guy that tried and failed to kill Andrew Jackson (pity he did fail).

This is going to enter the "What an Idiot" category on TVTropes.org. I can just see it.

[mahnmut.livejournal.com]

Man I cannot believe that you're staying on LJ rather than having a birthday party!

[underlankers.livejournal.com]

Had it during the weekend.

Today's both work and school. I'm piddling around until my class at 2:25 today. And that's why I was pretty much absent for the last weekend, too.

[mahnmut.livejournal.com]

Been missing you. I hope it was a good party.

[underlankers.livejournal.com]

It was. Very good.

Had a helluva time. As it is, with my birthday on a Monday and having a Real Life to attend to......meh, that's what weekends are for.

[airiefairie.livejournal.com]

I guess he went out with a bang and a whimper. ;)

[htpcl.livejournal.com]

Strange shit happens today. A guy here was detained for smuggling drugs, he used a spoon to try to break out of jail but after 30 days of digging through the wall, he fell of into the corridor right in front of the wardens. Epic.

[ddstory.livejournal.com]

Why didn't he add some nails into the mix, at least?

Way to do no fucking research on your suicide bomb, matey.

[mahnmut.livejournal.com]

[mahnmut.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA!

This made me create a new icon! Look at it! :-)))

[ddstory.livejournal.com]

Apparently someone skipped their "how to become a successful terrorist" classes and lectures...or had Achmed as his instructor.

Speaking of noobs

[kinvore.livejournal.com]

That should say "I keel joo!"

Re: Speaking of noobs

[mahnmut.livejournal.com]

Oh shit. Good point!

[airiefairie.livejournal.com]

He should be sentenced to three swift kicks in the groin, followed by a three year sentence as the evening trash collector at Disneyworld.

[airiefairie.livejournal.com]

Is it very wrong that I laughed?

[mahnmut.livejournal.com]

Don't care! Hahaha :-))

Btw: definitely worthy of this list:

http://www.cracked.com/article/79_the-5-most-embarrassing-failures-in-history-terrorism/

[il-mio-gufo.livejournal.com]

So I haven't really commented here in quite a while :( not even in your forum either :( But i've hopped online and just in the nick of time for this post.

Wow, I just can't help but feel sorry for this guy. What would drive him to do such a thing? Is his feeling of 'helplessness' so deeply engraved?? Poor thing.

[mahnmut.livejournal.com]

It's not 'my' forum, populistically talking it's everybody's, and technically it's kinvore's :-) And you're always welcome to hop there in the nick of time. :-))
I notice you don't spend much time on LJ anyway and you just hop on from time to time, given the timing of your comments to posts that have appeared 1 week ago :-P

I'm not sure what made him do that, he's Libyan after all! Isn't Italy trying to buy Libya's friendship with massive investment lately? Or I'm missing something?

Oh, Italians...

[ghoststrider.livejournal.com]

[mahnmut.livejournal.com]

Lybian :-)

[ghoststrider.livejournal.com]

Roight, roight.