Lamest terrorist ever
Oct. 12th, 2009 09:03 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
mahnmuthttp://www.france24.com/20091012-italy-milan-bomb-attack-army-barracks-libyan-injures-two
Basically, this morning a 35-years-old Lybian, living legally in Milan, carried out single-handedly an attack against the Army barracks in piazzale Perrucchetti, in the western suburbs.
That is: he tried to. He tried to carry through the gates a homemade bomb (2 kg of ammonium nitrate), was blocked by a soldier (as that entrance is only for military personnel), and hit the detonator. This resulted in the soldier getting a minor wound, and the would-be terrorist getting third-degree burns, major damage to both eyes, some bone fractures, and splinters all over the body. He's currently hospitalized and being watched by the Carabinieri.
On hearing about this, Osama was heard saying: WTF, N00B!?
In his turn, the disgruntled Gaddafi interrupted a 3.5-hour speech, saying: FUCKIN LAMER OMGZ! :-D
Basically, this morning a 35-years-old Lybian, living legally in Milan, carried out single-handedly an attack against the Army barracks in piazzale Perrucchetti, in the western suburbs.
That is: he tried to. He tried to carry through the gates a homemade bomb (2 kg of ammonium nitrate), was blocked by a soldier (as that entrance is only for military personnel), and hit the detonator. This resulted in the soldier getting a minor wound, and the would-be terrorist getting third-degree burns, major damage to both eyes, some bone fractures, and splinters all over the body. He's currently hospitalized and being watched by the Carabinieri.
On hearing about this, Osama was heard saying: WTF, N00B!?
In his turn, the disgruntled Gaddafi interrupted a 3.5-hour speech, saying: FUCKIN LAMER OMGZ! :-D
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Date: 2009-10-12 06:13 pm (UTC)Reminds me of the guy that tried and failed to kill Andrew Jackson (pity he did fail).
This is going to enter the "What an Idiot" category on TVTropes.org. I can just see it.
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Date: 2009-10-12 06:59 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-10-12 07:05 pm (UTC)Today's both work and school. I'm piddling around until my class at 2:25 today. And that's why I was pretty much absent for the last weekend, too.
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Date: 2009-10-12 07:11 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-10-12 07:12 pm (UTC)Had a helluva time. As it is, with my birthday on a Monday and having a Real Life to attend to......meh, that's what weekends are for.
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Date: 2009-10-12 09:20 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-10-12 06:54 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-10-12 07:00 pm (UTC)Way to do no fucking research on your suicide bomb, matey.
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Date: 2009-10-12 07:12 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-10-12 07:16 pm (UTC)This made me create a new icon! Look at it! :-)))
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Date: 2009-10-12 09:24 pm (UTC)Speaking of noobs
Date: 2009-10-12 11:48 pm (UTC)Re: Speaking of noobs
Date: 2009-10-13 07:51 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-10-12 09:21 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-10-12 09:18 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-10-12 09:22 pm (UTC)Btw: definitely worthy of this list:
http://www.cracked.com/article/79_the-5-most-embarrassing-failures-in-history-terrorism/
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Date: 2009-10-13 02:53 am (UTC)Wow, I just can't help but feel sorry for this guy. What would drive him to do such a thing? Is his feeling of 'helplessness' so deeply engraved?? Poor thing.
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Date: 2009-10-13 07:53 am (UTC)I notice you don't spend much time on LJ anyway and you just hop on from time to time, given the timing of your comments to posts that have appeared 1 week ago :-P
I'm not sure what made him do that, he's Libyan after all! Isn't Italy trying to buy Libya's friendship with massive investment lately? Or I'm missing something?
Oh, Italians...
Date: 2009-10-15 11:04 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-10-15 01:28 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-10-16 05:15 am (UTC)