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mahnmut ([personal profile] mahnmut) wrote2009-10-12 09:03 pm
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Lamest terrorist ever

http://www.france24.com/20091012-italy-milan-bomb-attack-army-barracks-libyan-injures-two

Basically, this morning a 35-years-old Lybian, living legally in Milan, carried out single-handedly an attack against the Army barracks in piazzale Perrucchetti, in the western suburbs.

That is: he tried to. He tried to carry through the gates a homemade bomb (2 kg of ammonium nitrate), was blocked by a soldier (as that entrance is only for military personnel), and hit the detonator. This resulted in the soldier getting a minor wound, and the would-be terrorist getting third-degree burns, major damage to both eyes, some bone fractures, and splinters all over the body. He's currently hospitalized and being watched by the Carabinieri.

On hearing about this, Osama was heard saying: WTF, N00B!?
In his turn, the disgruntled Gaddafi interrupted a 3.5-hour speech, saying: FUCKIN LAMER OMGZ! :-D

[identity profile] ddstory.livejournal.com 2009-10-12 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Why didn't he add some nails into the mix, at least?

Way to do no fucking research on your suicide bomb, matey.

[identity profile] mahnmut.livejournal.com 2009-10-12 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
HAHAHAHA!

This made me create a new icon! Look at it! :-)))

[identity profile] ddstory.livejournal.com 2009-10-12 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Apparently someone skipped their "how to become a successful terrorist" classes and lectures...or had Achmed as his instructor.

Speaking of noobs

[identity profile] kinvore.livejournal.com 2009-10-12 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
That should say "I keel joo!"

Re: Speaking of noobs

[identity profile] mahnmut.livejournal.com 2009-10-13 07:51 am (UTC)(link)
Oh shit. Good point!

[identity profile] airiefairie.livejournal.com 2009-10-12 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
He should be sentenced to three swift kicks in the groin, followed by a three year sentence as the evening trash collector at Disneyworld.