mahnmut: (ROFL MAO!)
mahnmut ([personal profile] mahnmut) wrote2011-10-01 11:39 pm
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A joke I heard today

The elephant laughed at the camel,
"Haha! Why are your tits on your back, eh?"
But the camel responded,
"What a stupid question from someone whose dick is on his face!"
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[identity profile] ghoststrider.livejournal.com 2011-10-02 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
+1

[identity profile] anfalicious.livejournal.com 2011-10-02 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

What's blue and white and falls out of trees?

A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What's worse than half a worm in your apple?

The holocaust.
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