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The elephant laughed at the camel,
"Haha! Why are your tits on your back, eh?"
But the camel responded,
"What a stupid question from someone whose dick is on his face!"

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Date: 2011-10-02 07:19 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2011-10-02 10:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anfalicious.livejournal.com
What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

What's blue and white and falls out of trees?

A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What's worse than half a worm in your apple?

The holocaust.
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