Meet the new/old overlords!

[mahnmut]

http://wonkette.com/433058/afas-bryan-fischer-obama-wants-to-give-america-back-to-the-indians
AFA’s Bryan Fischer: ‘Obama Wants To Give America Back To the Indians’

AHAHAHA! How hilarious is THAT?

http://www.liquida.com/blog-news/14965316/bryan-fischer-united-states-of-america-president-obama/
Bryan Fischer: Obama Wants 'Indian Tribes To Be Our New Overlords'

Those heathen Native Americans, eh? He wants to give the entire landmass of the United States of America to the Indians. I mean back to the Indians. As Colbert said, now they might build burial mounds on top of our sacred malls!

I see no reason why the president, after he leaves office, can’t submit himself to the authority of any Indian tribe he wants to. Perhaps he figures that, as an adopted Crow Indian, he will be the new chief over this revived Indian empire.

Comments

[the-rukh.livejournal.com]

Doesn't India have plenty of land without having to annex the U.S.?

:p

[kardashev.livejournal.com]

Obama can't give America back to the Native Americans. The Chinese are the ones who actually own it and they'd probably object.

But maybe I'm wrong and it's time for my wife and I to start learning to speak Cherokee.

[mahnmut.livejournal.com]

Appetite comes with eating.

Re: :p

[mahnmut.livejournal.com]

Cherokee, Chinese, what's the difference. They're all yellow.

[mahnmut.livejournal.com]

Cos they're funny?

Re: :p

[kardashev.livejournal.com]

Not exactly. The Chinese know how to make General Tso's Chicken. This gives them a huge advantage in any negotiations. In fact, my wife will tell you straight out that it's part of her country's plan to enslave the free world. They're not even hiding it anymore. :p