Cain for DOD!

Barbara Walters: "What kind of Cabinet position might you like if it were possible?"
Herman Cain: "We are speaking totally, totally hypothetical, right?"
Barbara Walters: "Right."
Herman Cain: "Department of Defense".
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Barbara Walters: "WHAT?"...

Tremble, O, citizens of Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan!!! Once Mr Cain finds you on a map, you're history!