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A Polish woman is not doing her countrymen any favors by suing an Egyptian hotel, claiming that the hotel pool is responsible for getting her 13-year-old daughter pregnant. The mother claims "stray sperm" in the pool are to blame for the baby souvenir her daughter came back from vacation with. "The mother is adamant that her daughter didn't meet any boys while she was there and is determined to go ahead with the case," said one travel industry source. The level of this mother's ignorance is astounding. Everyone knows that you can't get pregnant in a swimming pool, in a hot tub, or if you press really hard on the girls belly button after sex. So this goes straight into my "Nonsense" tag! Ha! :-)

This explains the virgin birth!

Date: 2009-07-11 03:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fischlehrer.livejournal.com
Well what really doesn't make sense is that everyone knows, if you are pregnant and you get your belly button wet, you can drown the baby!! So pregnant women should not bathe, only shower.

(I had a coworker tell me this years ago. She was full of old wives tales, about a man climbing over a woman and getting her labor pains, about the belly button drowning the baby, etc. And she believed them all. )

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Date: 2009-07-11 07:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mahnmut.livejournal.com
Yes, shower seems to have a magic effect. For example our current president Jacob Zuma claimed that after he raped a HIV positive woman, he had a shower to wash off the virus ;-)

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Date: 2009-07-11 06:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kinvore.livejournal.com
Haha too funny. Did the pool take her hymen too?

Lord, I apologize. Git R Done.

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Date: 2009-07-11 07:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mahnmut.livejournal.com
Yep, it's interesting that this mother actually believed her daughter is still a "pure virgin" that she didn't meet any boys at their vacation. Was the mother with her daughter every second of the vacation? I also have a bridge to sell the mother.

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Date: 2009-07-11 06:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prog-expat.livejournal.com
Sperm that can survive in a chlorinated pool? Must be Superman's child!

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Date: 2009-07-12 09:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mahnmut.livejournal.com
LOL that link is hilarious!

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Date: 2009-07-11 09:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alphistia.livejournal.com
ignorance cuts across every single international border in the world...sigh.

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Date: 2009-07-15 04:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] airiefairie.livejournal.com
Oh dear...
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