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Lord Vetinari, Patrician and ruler of the city of Ankh-Morpork, talks to Captain Samuel Vimes of the City Night Watch:


"I believe you find life such a problem because you think there are the good people and the bad people," said the man. "You're wrong, of course. There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides."

He waved his thin hand towards the city and walked over to the window.

"A great rolling sea of evil," he said, almost proprietorially. "Shallower in some places, of course, but deeper, oh, so much deeper in others. But people like you put together little rafts of rules and vaguely good intentions and say, this is the opposite, this will triumph in the end. Amazing!" He slapped Vimes good-naturedly on the back.

"Down there," he said, "are people who will follow any dragon, worship any god, ignore any iniquity. All out of a kind of humdrum, everyday badness. Not the really high, creative loathesomeness of the great sinners, but a sort of mass-produced darkness of the soul. Sin, you might say, without a trace of originality. They accept evil not because they say yes, but because they don't say no. I'm sorry if this offends you,'' he added, patting the captain's shoulder, "but you fellows really need us."

"Yes, sir?" said Vimes quietly.

"Oh, yes. We're the only ones who know how to make things work. You see, the only thing the good people are good at is overthrowing the bad people. And you're good at that, I'll grant you. But the trouble is that it's the only thing you're good at. One day it's the ringing of the bells and the casting down of the evil tyrant, and the next it's everyone sitting around complaining that ever since the tyrant was overthrown no-one's been taking out the trash. Because the bad people know how to plan. It's part of the specification, you might say. Every evil tyrant has a plan to rule the world. The good people don't seem to have the knack."


From "Guards! Guards!" by Terry Pratchett

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Date: 2009-10-18 10:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] abomvubuso.livejournal.com
This is one of the many reasons why Havelock Vetinari has been my idol for ages.

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Date: 2009-10-18 11:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mahnmut.livejournal.com
The most important quality of a responsible ruler is not "being good". It is pragmatism. Just look at Carrot. He would be a real disaster for the city if he had accepted to become King. But he refused. Because he knew very well that the perfectly "good" people, whatever that means, are a scourge for society.

A wise man is that Vetinari.

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Date: 2009-10-18 12:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] acesspadesdice.livejournal.com
I'm ganking some of this -it has multiple applications.

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Date: 2009-10-18 02:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mahnmut.livejournal.com
Personally I think Pratchett is a genius. If you set aside the fact that he talks through allegory, and the characters in his stories are dwarfs, trolls and the stuff who live in a parallel universe where the world is a flat disc sitting on the backs of 4 elephants who are standing on the back of a giant turtle drifting through space.
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