I'll never tire of quoting this guy

[mahnmut]

"Undoubtedly, climate change has now been proven to be a hoax - just like swine flu, which turned out to be far less deadly than normal flu. How climate change was averted is yet to be specified, but probably it was because of the billions of positive thoughts prayers of good pious people around the world. The other possible version is that so many people refused to believe in the hoax that the hoax decided it was useless to persist, and it chose to move away to another planet, like maybe Venus (global warming is a real biach on Venus!) So all's well and we can sleep calm tonight." (link)