She -- what??

[mahnmut]

Sarah Palin Quits Bus Tour Halfw.......

Eh, where was I? I was about to say something but I quit? Oh... Nevermind.

Clearly, there's only one possible explanation for her inexplicable quitting:

the Famiglia pizza she ate with Donald Trump in Times Square gave her debilitating gas that only a few weeks of R&R in Alaska can cure

That should be it. One should be careful with those pizzas.

Comments

[prog-expat.livejournal.com]

Donald Trump is clearly a liberal double-agent.

[ddstory.livejournal.com]

Come on, now. Shee'll bee bakk! (Only to leave again).

[luzribeiro.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm sure she just decided to take a sudden artistic rest. In order to replenish her immeasurable inspiration for political reform and freedom and.... oh well who cares.

[abomvubuso.livejournal.com]

Anyone who eats a New York pizza with a knife and fork deserves this fate.

[alphistia.livejournal.com]

so true!

[blue-mangos.livejournal.com]

I'm just rolling my eyes at this point. And actually am a bit sad because there's no way she can be a viable candidate for the GOP nomination now and Obama could have beaten her without even doing any campaigning. He could have spent the time playing basketball and working in his vegetable garden with Michelle.

[mahnmut.livejournal.com]

And that would've bitten him in the ass. People are already so pissed off with the hard predicament they're in, that seeing the head of state display such arrogance would put the last drop into the cup. You never know how unpredictable people's reactions can be.

I just saw Obama had spent the afternoon playing golf with Biden and Boehner. WTF.

[blue-mangos.livejournal.com]

aw, come on, the man works hard, he needs time off too. (I'm such an Obama fangirl)