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Hitler's Medical Files Tell of Flatulence, Cocaine Use

Adolf Hitler was a blowhard in more ways than one. He frequently used cocaine, ingested some 28 drugs at a time, and suffered from "uncontrollable flatulence," according to his medical records.

Someone with enough bucks and a high bid can have those fascinating files, about to be offered in an online auction. The records—including ten X-rays of Hitler's skull, sketches of the inside of his apparently cocaine-eroding nose, and notes about "cleansing enemas" and bull-testicle extract injections to pump up his libido—are being sold through the Alexander Historical Auctions.

They include a classified military report on Hitler's health, as well as tests and notes compiled by his six chief physicians. Though the classified report makes no mention of Hitler's love of cocaine, one of his doctors notes he used it frequently to "clear" his sinuses and "soothe" his throat—and craved it because it made him "happy." Bids are being accepted next week. Each document could sell for as much as $2,000, a spokesman believes.

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Date: 2012-05-17 08:27 am (UTC)

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Date: 2012-05-17 08:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] telemann.livejournal.com
That explains those animated speeches.....

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Date: 2012-05-17 04:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ddstory.livejournal.com
Good point, Sir.

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Date: 2012-05-17 10:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] luvdovz.livejournal.com
Then how come he couldn't find the proper power source for his V-2 missiles!? It has always been there from day one.
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Date: 2012-05-17 12:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mahnmut.livejournal.com
He should've discovered Mexican cuisine way earlier.

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Date: 2012-05-17 10:04 am (UTC)

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Date: 2012-05-17 12:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] malasadas.livejournal.com
Oh yeah? You know who also farted a lot?

Hitl.......






































....oh.
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Date: 2012-05-17 12:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] luzribeiro.livejournal.com
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Date: 2012-05-18 02:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] underlankers.livejournal.com
Ironically this was one personal trait of the Bohemian Corporal commented on by commentaries. The drug cocktail IIRC was due to a crackpot physician named Morrell who suckered the Fuhrer into letting him poison him because the real Hitler, in addition to being an Omnicidal Manchild, was a hypochrondriac. Suffice to say that there are real reasons ol' Under L happens to think of Hitler as "General Failure." ;P

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Date: 2012-05-18 05:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mahnmut.livejournal.com
Or General High.

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Date: 2012-05-18 05:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nairiporter.livejournal.com
Was it quality stuff at least?
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