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An American, a Frenchman and a Russian were asked what brand of cars they drive.

The American: "I go to work in a Dodge, around nature in a Jeep, and I travel abroad in a Ford".

The French: "I go to work in a Citroen, around nature in a Renault, and I travel abroad in a Peugeot".

The Russian: "I go to work in a trolleybus, around nature by horse-cart, and I travel abroad in a tank".