Scooter is free!?
Jul. 3rd, 2007 06:22 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
SCOOTER SKATES!

The DICK told me: Even when I smile I have to keep my mouth shut!
(from PresidentMoron.com)
WARSHINGTON, DC - Well, there is absolutely no limit to the HUBRIS of The MORONARCHY. Today, after repeatedly promising that anyone involved in the illegal disclosure of the identity of a covert Central Intelligence Agency operative would be "brought to justice," instead, President MORON commuted the sentence of the one and only person convicted of five counts of Grand Jury Perjury and Obstruction of Justice in that very disclosure. The inconsistency (which they dismissed with the now familiar, "The MORONARCHY is Above the Law" doctrine) was deemed necessary because it was the only way to keep Scooooooooooter from spilling his guts about The DICK's other high crimes and misdemeanors. But, nonetheless, the fact is now incontrovertible: The MORONARCHY has aided and abetted an Act of High Treason During Wartime. So, while we Americans celebrate our Independence Day this week, we might be well advised to look into the significance of France's Independence Day -- what they like to call "Bastille Day" -- which they celebrate on July 14. Perhaps it is no longer a foreign entity which oppresses us.