Movie titles taken literally
May. 22nd, 2020 09:24 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
mahnmutHere's an existential question! If movie titles were taken literally, what blockbuster film would suddenly be the most boring?
I'd say The Fifth Element. It would be a 2 hour long movie about Boron.
Also, the Empire Strikes Back. A 2 hour Trump rant about Obama.
Or maybe Iron man. He does a hell of a job pressing your clothes. All day.
On a side note, movies that would be far more exciting: Moonstruck. Just imagine.
I'd say The Fifth Element. It would be a 2 hour long movie about Boron.
Also, the Empire Strikes Back. A 2 hour Trump rant about Obama.
Or maybe Iron man. He does a hell of a job pressing your clothes. All day.
On a side note, movies that would be far more exciting: Moonstruck. Just imagine.
