Hello, attention ho'. Got drama? Shoo! Go play somewhere else then.

[mahnmut]

Folks, here's some cute specimen I'ma share with you. Behold the sick mind of the enormously famous and painfully unique Master of Teh Intrawebz, yo.

I give you "The" Mel. Enjoy! :-)

Short story: Hey, I R Master Of Teh Intrawebz, Kneel B4 Me!

Long story follows below.

Act 1: the Drama.

Act 2: Blowing a fuse.

Act 3: the Conditions.



Not enough lulz yet?

Some precious excerpts:

Now keep in mind, if you plan to respond to the many glaring flaws in his comments, I have banned him, and so he can't effectively fight back.

Wow, that's generous :-P

In case you missed that, he REPLIED anon to say he can't REPLY.

Sort of like refusing to click "Join" to comment on TP, hu?

He will remain banned until he shows himself capable of honesty and direct responses to replies.

Wait, what? But how exactly.... Oh well. Nevermind. :-)

Will he run away playing persecuted? Will he keep posting silly comments as anon with me leaving it screened as I've been doing? We shall see.
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Now here's the deal going forward, punk. You were given the benefit of the doubt. You failed. Now you need to EARN back the chance to speak unfettered.

Hehehe nice try grandpa, but I'm not eager to do someone else's pleasure. You got hands, use them. Good luck with waiting for that, though. I have better things to do in my spare time ;-)

See, I don't act in the same play twice. That'd be... kinda boring, no? This! Is! Teh Intrawebz! It's got all kinda lulz in it! And you're not one of them,

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Comments

[mahnmut.livejournal.com]

But...the lulz! :-D

[kinvore.livejournal.com]

haha nah I'll leave him to his delusions. If he dares to share them on tp then the real lulz will begin.