mahnmut: (ROFL MAO!)
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...But this one is more like hilarious rather than ominous as the previous one.

US preacher warns end of the world is nigh: 21 May, around 6pm, to be precise

The end of the world is nigh; 21 May, to be precise. That's the date when Harold Camping, a preacher from Oakland, California, is confidently predicting the Second Coming of the Lord. At about 6pm, he reckons 2 per cent of the world's population will be immediately "raptured" to Heaven; the rest of us will get sent straight to the Other Place.

Hey, that's nice! I mean it's good to know the exact hour so I don't miss it. I have to supply enough beer and popcorn for the show, and secure a good place with a fine view to put my stretching chair. Shall I bring some sing-song booklets as well?











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Date: 2011-04-05 11:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ddstory.livejournal.com
"The LORD shall come upon you!"

Now that turned me on!

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Date: 2011-04-05 11:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mahnmut.livejournal.com
It better!

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Date: 2011-04-05 11:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kinvore.livejournal.com
I had a clever retort but your icon derailed my train of thought.

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Date: 2011-04-06 12:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ddstory.livejournal.com
Sorry... (Fruits have such an effect on panda bears).
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